It's been a while since I picked up something from Bookgasm, but this one really caught my eye.
Although many of the reasons are decidedly NSFW (and hilarious), here's a few that are appropriate for a family blog:
4. Where are the vampires?
5. No, seriously, where are the vampires?
29. Everyone who attempts to load a copy of the manuscript onto their Kindle is found dead three hours later.
33. Writing a book about vegetarian zombies kinda indicates you don’t exactly know why people like zombies in the first place.
50. Again, I ask one last time, where are the freaking vampires?